Prague, Czech Republic, Day 2: Comedian Tour Guide, War Stories, the Castle, and St. Vitus

In the small amount of research I did for our trip to Prague, I found one city tour which came highly recommended. Called Sandeman’s New Europe Tours, they’re actually free tours given in many major cities throughout Europe. We decided to take their 3-hour Prague city tour on our second day.

Some of the beautiful old town architecture in Prague
Some of the beautiful old town architecture in Prague
"Fast Food": They probably don't have cheeseburgers
"Fast Food": They probably don't have cheeseburgers
More old town architecture
More old town architecture
There was a traditional folk dancing performance in the old town square
There was a traditional folk dancing performance in the old town square
Statue of Jan Hus, leader of the Hussite religious reform movement (burned at the stake by the Catholic Church in 1415). St. Tyn Cathedral in the background.

We quickly discovered that our tour guide, a young guy who has lived in Prague for the past 8 years, had quite a sense of humor in addition to an impressive knowledge of Prague history. He started the tour by saying, “Two things are true about the Czech Republic throughout its history. One, they do incredible things and don’t get credit for them. And two, people keep coming in and taking over the country – and no one seems to notice, or care.” He then went on to explain that we have Czechs to thank for microwaves and contact lenses, among other things. And that during its entire history, the Czech Republic has been little more than a baseball trading card to larger and more powerful forces around it. One of the stories that stuck with me was the way that the Czech resistance, despite being severely outnumbered, actually fought off the Nazis in WWII and sent them running – tragically just 3 days before the Russian forces moved in to occupy Prague. So close to freedom.

Old town square architecture
Old town square architecture

Another amusing but ultimately sad story relates to the period known as the Prague Spring. In the late 1960’s, a man named Alexander Dubček became First Secretary of the Communist Party. He began instituting a series of reforms in April of 1968 to provide “socialism with a human face”. These reforms provided freedom of the press and tolerated political and social organizations not under Communist control. Industry within the country was also allowed greater freedoms. There were discussions regarding reforming the economy by allowing a mixture of market and planned economies, as Czech exports were declining at the time. Unfortunately the people liked the increased freedoms granted to them and began pressing for more reforms, more quickly. Mother Russia did not like where this was going and pressed Dubček to crack down on the people. He wanted to maintain control of the reforms but did not want to use a heavy hand to do so.

By August of 1968, the Soviets had had enough. Warsaw Pact forces invaded the Czech Republic to reign them in. Word quickly spread that the Russians were on their way and the DJ on the national radio encouraged the Czech people to resist. They did so by tearing down or defacing all of the road signs (except those pointing the way to Moscow) so the invading forces wouldn’t be able to find their way to Prague. In addition, each time the forces stopped in a town and asked the locals what town they were in, the locals would respond “Dubček!”. All Soviet forces were in “Dubček” no matter where they were. Can you imagine the radio conversations the forces had with each other? “Yea, I’m here in Dubček. Where are you?” Response: “Uh, I’m in Dubček.” Unfortunately they eventually figured out how to get to Prague where they maintained a heavily armed presence and arrested Alexander Dubček, sending him to the USSR on a military plane for a stern talking to. They returned him a week later and all of the reforms he implemented were eventually repealed, with the exception of one change he made that divided Czechoslovakia into two federal republics (Czech Socialist Republic and Slovak Socialist Republic). Alexander Dubček was kicked out of the national communist party and given a job as a forestry official.

Dubček remained a popular icon in the hearts of the people. When the Velvet Revolution occurred in late 1989, Alexander Dubček appeared on the balcony overlooking Wenceslas Square along with Vaclav Havel (the current president of the Czech Republic) to the loud cheers of the crowds below. He served as speaker of the federal Czech parliament until 1992. In a sad footnote, Alexander Dubček was killed in 1992 in a mysterious car accident. He had been scheduled to testify against several KGB officers in the week after his death. His briefcase was missing from the car after the crash occurred.

Far end of St. Wenceslas Square, heart of the Velvet Revolution
Far end of Wenceslas Square, heart of the Velvet Revolution

The only victorious attempt at assassinating a senior Nazi party official also took place in Prague. During the Nazi occupation, Reinhard Heydrich (known as the Butcher of Prague, the Blond Beast, and the Hangman – also the key planner of the “final solution”: genocide of the Jews) was appointed protector of Bohemia and Moravia, replacing someone that Hitler thought insufficiently harsh. The ousted Czech government in exile in London, unhappy with the way they were sold down the river by the Munich Agreement, convinced Allied forces to help them plan his execution. (The Munich Agreement was an appeasement strategy, giving portions of the Czech Sudetenland to Germany without the Czech government even being consulted about it. It was implemented by British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain and fully supported by France and Italy, as well as the new young US Ambassador to Great Britain, Joseph P. Kennedy (bootlegging father of John, Robert, and Ted), who told a friend at the time that he hated and feared war because he didn’t want his sons to go to war).

Two agents (one Slovak, one Czech, to represent the unity of the republic against the Nazi occupation) were chosen and trained by London special forces. In May of 1942 the agents, Jan Kubiš and Jozef Gabčík, parachuted into Czech territory and with the help of the Czech resistance, awaited their chance. Fortunately for them, Heydrich was an arrogant and careless man who rode from his home in the countryside to his office in Prague in an open Mercedes convertible without armed escort. He was so confident in his total suppression of the Czech people that he felt no threat would ever arise. The two assassins waited on the road at a point where the car would have to slow for a hairpin turn. Gabčík jumped in front of the car and aimed at Heydrich with his sub-machine gun but it jammed. Heydrich stood up to fire at Gabčík at which point Kubiš threw an anti-tank grenade at the car. The explosion injured but did not kill Heydrich. He even attempted to chase his assassins. I’m happy to say he died a very painful death several days later. Horse hair from the seat cushions lodged in his spleen, and other fragments of the car and grenade had lodged into his organs. He died of septicemia. Unfortunately the successful assassination met with brutal retaliation by the Nazis. Some estimates are that more than 15,000 Czechs were killed or imprisoned in response, including the razing of two villages rumored to have a connection to the assassins. The assassins were ratted out by a mole within the resistance and cornered in the Prague church where they were hiding with other architects of the mission. They were all killed in the gun battle or committed suicide to avoid capture. The bishop of the church was also executed.

In a story popular with the Czech people, a year before his death, Heydrich had demanded access to the Bohemian crown jewels, and placed the Bohemian royal crown upon his own head. The legend surrounding the crown is that anyone who places the crown on his or her head without having the proper right to wear it will die within a year. I guess they showed him!

Statue dedicated to Franz Kafka at the entrance to the Jewish Quarter
Statue dedicated to Franz Kafka, one of Prague's most famous authors, at the entrance to the Jewish Quarter
Jewish Quarter, Prague
Jewish Quarter, Prague

Prague also has an amazing musical history. It remains a center of culture and music to this day. We were inundated with flyers and posters advertising classical and opera performances, along with baroque organ recitals, each and every night.

The Estates Theater, where Mozart debuted Don Giovanni in 1787. Many scenes from the film Amadeus were filmed here as well.
The Estates Theater, where Mozart debuted Don Giovanni in 1787. Many scenes from the film Amadeus were filmed here as well.
Rudolfininum Concert Hall
Rudolfininum Concert Hall, home to the Czech Philharmonic Orchestra
Another of Prague's most famous sons, Antonin Dvorak
Antonin Dvorak, the first to conduct the Czech Philharmonic

After our tour we crossed the Charles Bridge to visit the castle and St. Vitus Cathedral. We got there just in time to observe a changing of the guards.

Prague Castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague Castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Walking up to Prague Castle
Walking up to Prague Castle
Beautiful detail on the buildings
Beautiful detail on the buildings
On the way up to the Prague Castle
On the way up to the Prague Castle
Front gate to Prague Castle. Silly tourists taking pictures with the guards.
Front gate to Prague Castle. Silly tourists taking pictures with the guards.
Changing of the guard, Prague Castle
Changing of the guard, Prague Castle

Unfortunately because we stopped to watch this we missed the last minutes of the castle opening time (our guidebook had given us false information). We had to be satisfied with walking around the grounds and nearby monuments. Next time.

Prague Castle
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
Castle details
Castle details
Castle detail
Castle detail
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
On the way down from the castle
On the way down from the castle

We’ve had a beautiful visit to Prague and I am so excited to go back and explore a little more. But for now – our apartment awaits in Ljubljana, Slovenia!

Self portrait, Charles Bridge
Self portrait, Charles Bridge

Prague, Czech Republic, Day 1: Beautiful Architecture, Rioting Football Fans, and Making Jokes of Its Communist History

Larry and I have always talked about taking a trip around the major cities in or near Eastern Europe, in particular Prague, Budapest, and Vienna. It’s always been a dream trip of mine to visit these three historic and beautiful cities. We ended up having time on this trip for just a couple of nights in Prague, but that’s enough to whet our appetites for next time.

Prague is a very large city (population around 1.2 million) famous for its astronomical clock, St. Vitus Cathedral, its castle, the Charles Bridge, the Velvet Revolution, and King Wenceslas (yes of Good King Wenceslas fame), among other things. We’ve always heard it’s beautiful and we weren’t disappointed. As soon as we checked into the hotel we hopped the tram for old town (Staré Město) and climbed the stairs of the town hall tower for beautiful views of the Old Town Square.

Old Town Square, Prague
Old Town Square, Prague
Looking down on old town from the town hall tower
Looking down on old town from the town hall tower
Old Town Square, Prague
Old Town Square, Prague
The Powder Tower, one of two remaining original fortifications
The Powder Tower, one of two remaining original 14th century fortifications for the city (named because it was used to store gunpowder in the 17th century). The Town Hall Tower is the other remaining original fortification.

We were then treated to the once hourly procession at the astronomical clock, in which Christ appears followed by his Twelve Apostles. At the same time, a skeleton representing death rings a bell and shakes his head at a statue of a Turk (representing an infidel at the time the figures were made in the 17th century). There are also statues representing other deadly sins: a man admiring himself in a mirror (vanity), a Jew (political correctness didn’t exist in the 17th century) shaking a bag of gold (greed), and a man amused only with dance and music (sloth). As events go it’s a bit anti-climactic. Larry says, “Imagine a giant cannon, and when it goes off a little tiny cork pops out.” If you happen to be in the area near the hour, then you may as well watch, but certainly don’t wait more than 5 or 10 minutes for it. Nonetheless this did not dampen the waiting crowd’s enthusiasm as they all cheered and clapped as if someone had just made an impossible rim shot in the final seconds of an NBA playoff game.

The Astronomical Clock, Prague
The Astronomical Clock, Prague
Detail of the Astronomical Clock. You can see Death and some of the deadly sin figures here.
Detail of the Astronomical Clock. You can see Death and some of the deadly sin figures here.
Detail of the Astronomical Clock
Detail of the Astronomical Clock

Shiny, Happy Workers

We spent that afternoon at the Museum of Communism, a small private museum amusingly situated next to a casino and above a McDonald’s.

The Museum of Communism, just above the McDonalds.
The Museum of Communism, just above the McDonalds.

My favorite part of the museum was the way the owners have taken historical propaganda posters and turned the text into something else, such as these:

Shiny, happy workers. These posters were taken from real propaganda images used during the time.
"It was a time of shiny, happy people. The shiniest were in the uranium mines." These posters "repurpose" real propaganda images used during the time.
This one really made me laugh!
This one really made me laugh!

It really was enlightening to spend time in replicas of classrooms, food stores, secret police interrogation rooms, etc. The thing that really struck me as ironic was the system of barter that went on among the “haves” of the society, i.e. those who ran a food store, those who were doctors, those who were party leaders. For instance, the worker in a food store would save the hard-to-get items, such as bananas, in order to exchange it for something he or she wanted with a party leader or other person who was in a powerful position. It was essentially a form of capitalism taking place within the restrictions of a communist society. It kills me. Even in these societies, the people still gravitated to a form of capitalism. Capitalism will always find a way to exist, no matter what the government or ruling party does to try to stop it! (My political rant for the day). It also makes me angry that the average worker in such a society could never see something like a banana, though the propaganda posters always advertised all of the “wonderful food available for the people!”

"The attempts at implementation of Marxist theories demanded, according to contemporary and lower estimates, around 100 million human victims."
"The attempts at implementation of Marxist theories demanded, according to contemporary and lower estimates, around 100 million human victims."
"Timely arrival to work deals the decisive strike against the American aggressors!"
"Timely arrival to work deals the decisive strike against the American aggressors!"
"The village prelitareat became privileged and the so-called kulaks, whose families acquired (through centuries of drudgery) a certain property, were scorned and persecuted."
"The village prelitareat became privileged and the so-called kulaks, whose families acquired (through centuries of drudgery) a certain property, were scorned and persecuted."
Some of the propaganda posters
Some of the propaganda posters
Imagine being sentenced to a long prison term because you had committed the offense of winning a gold medal.
Imagine being sentenced to a long prison term because you had committed the offense of winning a gold medal.

It was also amusing to see all of the propaganda directed against the “evil imperialist regime” of America. For example, a poster showing a picture of a noble farmer shaking hands with a military leader with the caption “No American agent shall get through our village! Help the National Safety Corps protect your United Agricultural Cooperative against Western imperialism”.

Defense against Western Imperialism!
Defense against Western Imperialism!
Interrogation room of the Secret Police
Interrogation room of the Secret Police
Dear Leader
Dear Leader

They depicted America as greedy capitalist war mongers (hmm, sounds like the tag line of today’s Democrat Party). When potato crops were attacked by potato bugs in 1950 the Czech Press informed the public that the bugs had been spread from airplanes by American saboteurs.

Greedy American Imperialist Warmongers! The Dems could probably use these in the next election cycle - just substitute "American" with "Republican" and they're good to go.
Greedy American Imperialist Warmongers! The Dems could probably use these in the next election cycle - just substitute "American" with "Republican" and they're good to go.

Drunk Footballers

When we were in the old town square earlier in the afternoon, we heard what sounded like a loud, boisterous (possibly drunk) crowd cheering and jeering not far away. We weren’t sure what it was but never want to investigate. As we left the Museum of Communism, we discovered that we couldn’t get back to the square because it was blocked off by police in riot gear. According to the waitress at our restaurant, Serbian football fans (that’s soccer to us Americans)  who were in town for a match got out of control and started breaking store windows. This actually happened before the match even got going. I can only imagine what old town was like when the match was over. We didn’t stick around to watch.

Serbian footballer riots. I guess we're not going back to the old town square.
Serbian footballer riots. I guess we're not going back to the old town square.

Charles Bridge: More Spiders, Argh!

We finished off the evening with a leisurely walk across the Charles Bridge (where we crossed the path of an American family who was also on our castle tour in Cesky Krumlov – small world!). We decided to climb one of the bridge towers as well to get a night time view of the city. It was covered with spiders busily spinning at the top, just like the riverside at Karlovy Vary. Maybe it’s just slow-moving river cities in general, I don’t know. Actually my personal theory is that because the agricultural practice under communism involved such heavy pesticides and poisons it threw the environment into such an imbalance that now they have an overpopulation of spiders. (The Museum of Communism pointed out the fact that much environmental damage was done and many species were rendered extinct by the heavy poison and insecticide use during communist rule). We discovered when we got back to our hotel (which was unfortunately fairly close to the river) that our outside windows had lots of busy workers as well. Larry used up all my hairspray torching them but in the end, they won, and we shut the windows.

Looking across the river at the castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Looking across the river at the castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague: Looking out over the river
Prague: Looking out over the river
One of the towers on the Charles Bridge
One of the towers on the Charles Bridge
Statue, Charles Bridge, Prague
Statue, Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Band playing '20's front porch folk music on the bridge. They were excellent.
Band playing '20's front porch folk music on the bridge. They were excellent.
Pretty river view!
Pretty river view!
On the Charles Bridge
On the Charles Bridge
Looking towards the castle from the tower of spiders
Looking towards the castle from the tower of spiders
Looking across the Charles Bridge toward Old Town
Looking across the Charles Bridge toward Old Town
Self portrait!
Self portrait!
Nighttime on the Vltava River
Nighttime on the Vltava River

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