Prague, Czech Republic, Day 2: Comedian Tour Guide, War Stories, the Castle, and St. Vitus

In the small amount of research I did for our trip to Prague, I found one city tour which came highly recommended. Called Sandeman’s New Europe Tours, they’re actually free tours given in many major cities throughout Europe. We decided to take their 3-hour Prague city tour on our second day.

Some of the beautiful old town architecture in Prague
Some of the beautiful old town architecture in Prague
"Fast Food": They probably don't have cheeseburgers
"Fast Food": They probably don't have cheeseburgers
More old town architecture
More old town architecture
There was a traditional folk dancing performance in the old town square
There was a traditional folk dancing performance in the old town square
Statue of Jan Hus, leader of the Hussite religious reform movement (burned at the stake by the Catholic Church in 1415). St. Tyn Cathedral in the background.

We quickly discovered that our tour guide, a young guy who has lived in Prague for the past 8 years, had quite a sense of humor in addition to an impressive knowledge of Prague history. He started the tour by saying, “Two things are true about the Czech Republic throughout its history. One, they do incredible things and don’t get credit for them. And two, people keep coming in and taking over the country – and no one seems to notice, or care.” He then went on to explain that we have Czechs to thank for microwaves and contact lenses, among other things. And that during its entire history, the Czech Republic has been little more than a baseball trading card to larger and more powerful forces around it. One of the stories that stuck with me was the way that the Czech resistance, despite being severely outnumbered, actually fought off the Nazis in WWII and sent them running – tragically just 3 days before the Russian forces moved in to occupy Prague. So close to freedom.

Old town square architecture
Old town square architecture

Another amusing but ultimately sad story relates to the period known as the Prague Spring. In the late 1960’s, a man named Alexander Dubček became First Secretary of the Communist Party. He began instituting a series of reforms in April of 1968 to provide “socialism with a human face”. These reforms provided freedom of the press and tolerated political and social organizations not under Communist control. Industry within the country was also allowed greater freedoms. There were discussions regarding reforming the economy by allowing a mixture of market and planned economies, as Czech exports were declining at the time. Unfortunately the people liked the increased freedoms granted to them and began pressing for more reforms, more quickly. Mother Russia did not like where this was going and pressed Dubček to crack down on the people. He wanted to maintain control of the reforms but did not want to use a heavy hand to do so.

By August of 1968, the Soviets had had enough. Warsaw Pact forces invaded the Czech Republic to reign them in. Word quickly spread that the Russians were on their way and the DJ on the national radio encouraged the Czech people to resist. They did so by tearing down or defacing all of the road signs (except those pointing the way to Moscow) so the invading forces wouldn’t be able to find their way to Prague. In addition, each time the forces stopped in a town and asked the locals what town they were in, the locals would respond “Dubček!”. All Soviet forces were in “Dubček” no matter where they were. Can you imagine the radio conversations the forces had with each other? “Yea, I’m here in Dubček. Where are you?” Response: “Uh, I’m in Dubček.” Unfortunately they eventually figured out how to get to Prague where they maintained a heavily armed presence and arrested Alexander Dubček, sending him to the USSR on a military plane for a stern talking to. They returned him a week later and all of the reforms he implemented were eventually repealed, with the exception of one change he made that divided Czechoslovakia into two federal republics (Czech Socialist Republic and Slovak Socialist Republic). Alexander Dubček was kicked out of the national communist party and given a job as a forestry official.

Dubček remained a popular icon in the hearts of the people. When the Velvet Revolution occurred in late 1989, Alexander Dubček appeared on the balcony overlooking Wenceslas Square along with Vaclav Havel (the current president of the Czech Republic) to the loud cheers of the crowds below. He served as speaker of the federal Czech parliament until 1992. In a sad footnote, Alexander Dubček was killed in 1992 in a mysterious car accident. He had been scheduled to testify against several KGB officers in the week after his death. His briefcase was missing from the car after the crash occurred.

Far end of St. Wenceslas Square, heart of the Velvet Revolution
Far end of Wenceslas Square, heart of the Velvet Revolution

The only victorious attempt at assassinating a senior Nazi party official also took place in Prague. During the Nazi occupation, Reinhard Heydrich (known as the Butcher of Prague, the Blond Beast, and the Hangman – also the key planner of the “final solution”: genocide of the Jews) was appointed protector of Bohemia and Moravia, replacing someone that Hitler thought insufficiently harsh. The ousted Czech government in exile in London, unhappy with the way they were sold down the river by the Munich Agreement, convinced Allied forces to help them plan his execution. (The Munich Agreement was an appeasement strategy, giving portions of the Czech Sudetenland to Germany without the Czech government even being consulted about it. It was implemented by British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain and fully supported by France and Italy, as well as the new young US Ambassador to Great Britain, Joseph P. Kennedy (bootlegging father of John, Robert, and Ted), who told a friend at the time that he hated and feared war because he didn’t want his sons to go to war).

Two agents (one Slovak, one Czech, to represent the unity of the republic against the Nazi occupation) were chosen and trained by London special forces. In May of 1942 the agents, Jan Kubiš and Jozef Gabčík, parachuted into Czech territory and with the help of the Czech resistance, awaited their chance. Fortunately for them, Heydrich was an arrogant and careless man who rode from his home in the countryside to his office in Prague in an open Mercedes convertible without armed escort. He was so confident in his total suppression of the Czech people that he felt no threat would ever arise. The two assassins waited on the road at a point where the car would have to slow for a hairpin turn. Gabčík jumped in front of the car and aimed at Heydrich with his sub-machine gun but it jammed. Heydrich stood up to fire at Gabčík at which point Kubiš threw an anti-tank grenade at the car. The explosion injured but did not kill Heydrich. He even attempted to chase his assassins. I’m happy to say he died a very painful death several days later. Horse hair from the seat cushions lodged in his spleen, and other fragments of the car and grenade had lodged into his organs. He died of septicemia. Unfortunately the successful assassination met with brutal retaliation by the Nazis. Some estimates are that more than 15,000 Czechs were killed or imprisoned in response, including the razing of two villages rumored to have a connection to the assassins. The assassins were ratted out by a mole within the resistance and cornered in the Prague church where they were hiding with other architects of the mission. They were all killed in the gun battle or committed suicide to avoid capture. The bishop of the church was also executed.

In a story popular with the Czech people, a year before his death, Heydrich had demanded access to the Bohemian crown jewels, and placed the Bohemian royal crown upon his own head. The legend surrounding the crown is that anyone who places the crown on his or her head without having the proper right to wear it will die within a year. I guess they showed him!

Statue dedicated to Franz Kafka at the entrance to the Jewish Quarter
Statue dedicated to Franz Kafka, one of Prague's most famous authors, at the entrance to the Jewish Quarter
Jewish Quarter, Prague
Jewish Quarter, Prague

Prague also has an amazing musical history. It remains a center of culture and music to this day. We were inundated with flyers and posters advertising classical and opera performances, along with baroque organ recitals, each and every night.

The Estates Theater, where Mozart debuted Don Giovanni in 1787. Many scenes from the film Amadeus were filmed here as well.
The Estates Theater, where Mozart debuted Don Giovanni in 1787. Many scenes from the film Amadeus were filmed here as well.
Rudolfininum Concert Hall
Rudolfininum Concert Hall, home to the Czech Philharmonic Orchestra
Another of Prague's most famous sons, Antonin Dvorak
Antonin Dvorak, the first to conduct the Czech Philharmonic

After our tour we crossed the Charles Bridge to visit the castle and St. Vitus Cathedral. We got there just in time to observe a changing of the guards.

Prague Castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague Castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Walking up to Prague Castle
Walking up to Prague Castle
Beautiful detail on the buildings
Beautiful detail on the buildings
On the way up to the Prague Castle
On the way up to the Prague Castle
Front gate to Prague Castle. Silly tourists taking pictures with the guards.
Front gate to Prague Castle. Silly tourists taking pictures with the guards.
Changing of the guard, Prague Castle
Changing of the guard, Prague Castle

Unfortunately because we stopped to watch this we missed the last minutes of the castle opening time (our guidebook had given us false information). We had to be satisfied with walking around the grounds and nearby monuments. Next time.

Prague Castle
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
Castle details
Castle details
Castle detail
Castle detail
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
On the way down from the castle
On the way down from the castle

We’ve had a beautiful visit to Prague and I am so excited to go back and explore a little more. But for now – our apartment awaits in Ljubljana, Slovenia!

Self portrait, Charles Bridge
Self portrait, Charles Bridge

And on to Bohemia: Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic

Having taken in the sights of the castles and a bit of the Romantic Road scenery, we were ready to get on the road, as we had quite a drive ahead to the Czech Republic.

As we were approaching the autobahn, we spooted this little old man wearing leiderhosen riding his bike. Hilarious!
As we were approaching the autobahn, we spotted this little old man wearing leiderhosen riding his bike. Hilarious!

The route took us across Germany and gave me my first chance to drive the infamous autobahn. Larry was upset he could only get me to go up to 180 km/h (around 112 mph), but I didn’t want to push Pierre any harder. He was loaded down with all of our heavy luggage and didn’t handle quite as well. And I’ll admit, I’m not nearly as bold as Larry. Larry tried to get me to pull over and let him have a shot but I wisely refused. (Those of you who have been in the car with Larry will understand. He has no fear.) For a rerun of my speeding at work, hit play below.

We finally crossed the Czech border near dark and spent the next hour and a half or so winding through the dark Bohemian countryside, finally pulling into Cesky Krumlov near 10 pm.

Bohemian countryside
Bohemian countryside

We were both stunned by the sight – it is something from another time, to be sure. (If you have seen it, the childhood scenes from the movie ‘The Illusionist’ were filmed here – it’s one of the reasons the town fell onto our travel radar). Our hotel room was something else – almost larger than our apartment in New York, with a view to the castle. Wow.

View of the castle from our hotel room
View of the castle from our hotel room
Our massive hotel room in Cesky Krumlov
Our massive hotel room in Cesky Krumlov

As it was late on a Sunday night and we hadn’t eaten, we didn’t have many choices for dinner. Luckily our hotel pointed us to Katakomby, a high-end restaurant with traditional Czech cuisine built in a former catacomb underneath a hotel in the middle of the main town square. The atmosphere was incredible: arched stone tunnels connecting several low-ceiling dining rooms, all candle lit, with an open kitchen where you could view the chef cooking in the fireplace. Seriously a lot of fun. And lucky for us, they keep late hours. We had an amazing meal and had fun walking around the empty streets of the town afterward.

Entrance to Katakomby
Entrance to Katakomby
Dinner in the catacombs!
Dinner in the catacombs!

We spent the next two days wandering the town and the castle grounds above the town, watching kayakers paddle down the lazy river, eating great Bohemian food (lots of pork, duck, cabbage and dumplings) and discovering something called a “trdelnik”, a perfect circle of sweet dough baked on a round cylinder and covered in sugar and cinnamon. Yummy.

Daytime view over the castle and town
Daytime view over the castle and town
Closeup of the castle tower
Closeup of the Cesky Krumlov castle tower
The main town square in Cesky Krumlov
The main town square in Cesky Krumlov
Another view of the town square
Another view of the town square
Walking through the town streets
Walking through the town streets
Canoers on the river
Canoers on the river
City streets, Cesky Krumlov
City streets, Cesky Krumlov

The first day we climbed the tower of the castle and partook of a beautiful view of the city.

They still keep bears in the bear moat at the castle! The interior of the castle is also mysteriously full of bear rugs.
They still keep bears in the bear moat at the castle! She's eating her lunch here. The interior of the castle is also mysteriously full of bear rugs.
Looking down on Cesky Krumlov from the castle tower
Looking down on Cesky Krumlov from the castle tower
Looking over to the rest of the castle complex from the tower
Looking over to the rest of the castle complex from the tower
Another view of the town
Another view of the town
Inner courtyard of the castle
Inner courtyard of the castle
Self portrait!
Self portrait!
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
This cute little caterpillar thought Larry's foot was a tree.
This cute little caterpillar thought Larry's foot was a tree.
Trdelniks
Trdelniks
Bohemian lunch!
Bohemian lunch!

The next day, we had an amusing tour of the castle when a group of Spanish tourists became anarchists because their tour was being conducted in English and not Spanish (though they had Spanish cards that translated everything the guide was saying, it apparently wasn’t good enough). They stopped mid-tour, screaming and yelling at the poor, terrified 90-pound young lady who was our guide, and refused to advance through the castle, which then forced the rest of us to wait for them. (Larry followed her down the stairs to deal with the group and used his stature to intimidate and shame them, which was awesome. He also got some funny shots of the melee.) Castle guides had to track down their tour guide (who oh-so-courageously had sneaked away herself in order to avoid their fury) to come and corral them away. Talk about being poor sports.

View from the main castle hall over the town
View from the main castle hall over the town
The Spanish poor sports. Our poor little tour guide is the red headed girl on the top right.
The Spanish poor sports. Our poor little tour guide is the red headed girl on the top right.
Main ballroom in the castle (we weren't supposed to take pics, Larry snuck this one). The wall frescoes were amazing!
Main ballroom in the castle (we weren't supposed to take pics, Larry snuck this one). The wall frescoes were amazing!

Before we knew it, our time was up. On to the next spot: Karlovy Vary (English name: Carlsbad), famous for its mineral springs that are supposed to have magical healing powers, along with being the site of the Casino Royale!

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