Coming Home: Ljubljana, Slovenija

Larry lived in Slovenia for two years in the early ’90’s while serving a mission for our church. He spent most of that time in its capital city, Ljubljana. When we got married, we planned for part of our honeymoon to be in Slovenija. It was Larry’s first return since he lived there on his mission 15 years earlier. When Larry first arrived in Ljubljana in 1991, it was just after the 10-day war that split Slovenija from the former Yugoslavia had ended. Soldiers armed with automatic rifles were frequently standing guard, especially around government buildings, and they often stopped these out of place young Americans to check their ID. The country was just finding its way out of commuist rule. When we went back on our honeymoon, it was obvious that they had embraced capitalism – everything from L’Occitane shops to UGG stores to trendy little clothing boutiques. Ljubljana had become (and is) a vibrant, beautiful, small city to visit.

This return trip (we will be staying in Ljubljana for a month) affords Larry and I the opportunity to really spend some time in the city, with friends, and exploring Slovenija. We got an apartment on a beautiful street in old town, just below the castle which has been standing watch over Ljbuljana for several hundred years. We arrived late on a Saturday night after a grueling 10+ hour drive from Prague. It should have only been a 7.5 hour drive but we were driving through a tremendous downpour the entire way, and it was exhausting.

Along the Ljubljanica River in our neighborhood
Along the Ljubljanica River in our neighborhood
View of the castle tower from our street
View of the castle tower from our street

Our first Sunday morning we went to church services in the newly built LDS chapel just outside of the city center. The new building has been built since we were last here two years ago and it is gorgeous! Up until now the church members have had to meet in rented buildings or rooms. It’s gratifying (especially for Larry) to see them have their own nice, big, new building. Because Larry was here for such a long time, he has several dear friends here, and they were all happy to see him when we arrived. Word spread quickly that “one of the first missionaries in Slovenija” was in the building and Larry quickly got pinned down by the branch presidency to speak for a few minutes during the meeting. He didn’t look entirely thrilled with the prospect but of course he accepted and did a great job speaking a little bit about what the church was like when he arrived (they had one rented room from the government, only two members of the church in the entire country, and about eight missionaries).

Larry and I have had a great time wandering around old town, shopping, going to the market, walking up to the castle, and marveling at the changes. Unfortunately we discovered that Larry’s favorite pizza place, Pizzeria Napoli, is now an Irish pub. Luckily we quickly found a replacement, Foculus, just around the corner from our apartment. And we made the greatest discovery ever – a massive mall, with a massive movie theater. In a tribute to capitalism taking root in Slovenia, developers have taken an old industrial complex and turned it into a massive series of shops and restaurants. They even painted funny bright designs on the old ugly smokestack. My favorite part: Movies! In English! Since Slovenia is such a small country (about the size of New Jersey), most movies (except the ones for kids) are simply subtitled rather than dubbed. It’s worked great except when we tried to see one movie which had a lot of dialogue in French and German. We had German dialogue with Slovenian subtitles and Larry trying to whisper translations into my ear. That one didn’t work so well. Other than that, we’ve had a great time catching up on a few American movies and we even found a DSW-like shoe emporium in the mall. I mean, what else does a girl need? All is well in the world.

Old Town, Ljubljana
Old Town, Ljubljana
More Old Town Ljubljana
More Old Town Ljubljana
Some of the cafes in Old Town
Some of the cafes in Old Town
The Ljubljanica River and the Tromostovje (Triple Bridge)
The Ljubljanica River and the Tromostovje (Triple Bridge)
The Dragon Bridge
The Dragon Bridge
Getting ligni (calamari) on the market square. The calamari you can get in the US cannot hold a candle to this stuff.
Getting ligni (calamari) on the market square. The calamari you get in the US cannot hold a candle to this stuff!
Old Town Ljubljana at night
Old Town Ljubljana at night
Old Town Ljubljana at night
Old Town Ljubljana at night
Munching at Pizzeria Foculus
Munching at Pizzeria Foculus
Looking up at the Ljubljana castle at night
Looking up at the Ljubljana castle at night

Old Town Ljubljana is in the midst of some major renovation projects, including doing some infrastructure work which has required them to dig up many of the little cobblestone streets. It’s amazing how quickly they’ve been working through this project, and how quickly the road is put back together and the cobblestones are re-laid (by hand). In addition, they’ve been installing or refreshing new fountains in the squares, widening and re-laying the main pedestrian path along the Ljubljanica River, renovating many of the old town buildings, renovating and building an addition to the main opera house, and renovating one of the main downtown parks. Phew! It’s quite a work in progress. I can’t wait to see what it all looks like next time we come to visit!

Re-laying the cobblestones
Re-laying the cobblestones
What a mess!
What a mess!
Fountain in old town
Fountain in old town
Some of the completed cobblestone work
Some of the completed cobblestone work
Pretty painted ladies in Old Town
Pretty painted ladies in Old Town
Our street has already had the roadwork completed. Shiny and new.
Our street has already had the roadwork completed. Shiny and new.

Prague, Czech Republic, Day 2: Comedian Tour Guide, War Stories, the Castle, and St. Vitus

In the small amount of research I did for our trip to Prague, I found one city tour which came highly recommended. Called Sandeman’s New Europe Tours, they’re actually free tours given in many major cities throughout Europe. We decided to take their 3-hour Prague city tour on our second day.

Some of the beautiful old town architecture in Prague
Some of the beautiful old town architecture in Prague
"Fast Food": They probably don't have cheeseburgers
"Fast Food": They probably don't have cheeseburgers
More old town architecture
More old town architecture
There was a traditional folk dancing performance in the old town square
There was a traditional folk dancing performance in the old town square
Statue of Jan Hus, leader of the Hussite religious reform movement (burned at the stake by the Catholic Church in 1415). St. Tyn Cathedral in the background.

We quickly discovered that our tour guide, a young guy who has lived in Prague for the past 8 years, had quite a sense of humor in addition to an impressive knowledge of Prague history. He started the tour by saying, “Two things are true about the Czech Republic throughout its history. One, they do incredible things and don’t get credit for them. And two, people keep coming in and taking over the country – and no one seems to notice, or care.” He then went on to explain that we have Czechs to thank for microwaves and contact lenses, among other things. And that during its entire history, the Czech Republic has been little more than a baseball trading card to larger and more powerful forces around it. One of the stories that stuck with me was the way that the Czech resistance, despite being severely outnumbered, actually fought off the Nazis in WWII and sent them running – tragically just 3 days before the Russian forces moved in to occupy Prague. So close to freedom.

Old town square architecture
Old town square architecture

Another amusing but ultimately sad story relates to the period known as the Prague Spring. In the late 1960’s, a man named Alexander Dubček became First Secretary of the Communist Party. He began instituting a series of reforms in April of 1968 to provide “socialism with a human face”. These reforms provided freedom of the press and tolerated political and social organizations not under Communist control. Industry within the country was also allowed greater freedoms. There were discussions regarding reforming the economy by allowing a mixture of market and planned economies, as Czech exports were declining at the time. Unfortunately the people liked the increased freedoms granted to them and began pressing for more reforms, more quickly. Mother Russia did not like where this was going and pressed Dubček to crack down on the people. He wanted to maintain control of the reforms but did not want to use a heavy hand to do so.

By August of 1968, the Soviets had had enough. Warsaw Pact forces invaded the Czech Republic to reign them in. Word quickly spread that the Russians were on their way and the DJ on the national radio encouraged the Czech people to resist. They did so by tearing down or defacing all of the road signs (except those pointing the way to Moscow) so the invading forces wouldn’t be able to find their way to Prague. In addition, each time the forces stopped in a town and asked the locals what town they were in, the locals would respond “Dubček!”. All Soviet forces were in “Dubček” no matter where they were. Can you imagine the radio conversations the forces had with each other? “Yea, I’m here in Dubček. Where are you?” Response: “Uh, I’m in Dubček.” Unfortunately they eventually figured out how to get to Prague where they maintained a heavily armed presence and arrested Alexander Dubček, sending him to the USSR on a military plane for a stern talking to. They returned him a week later and all of the reforms he implemented were eventually repealed, with the exception of one change he made that divided Czechoslovakia into two federal republics (Czech Socialist Republic and Slovak Socialist Republic). Alexander Dubček was kicked out of the national communist party and given a job as a forestry official.

Dubček remained a popular icon in the hearts of the people. When the Velvet Revolution occurred in late 1989, Alexander Dubček appeared on the balcony overlooking Wenceslas Square along with Vaclav Havel (the current president of the Czech Republic) to the loud cheers of the crowds below. He served as speaker of the federal Czech parliament until 1992. In a sad footnote, Alexander Dubček was killed in 1992 in a mysterious car accident. He had been scheduled to testify against several KGB officers in the week after his death. His briefcase was missing from the car after the crash occurred.

Far end of St. Wenceslas Square, heart of the Velvet Revolution
Far end of Wenceslas Square, heart of the Velvet Revolution

The only victorious attempt at assassinating a senior Nazi party official also took place in Prague. During the Nazi occupation, Reinhard Heydrich (known as the Butcher of Prague, the Blond Beast, and the Hangman – also the key planner of the “final solution”: genocide of the Jews) was appointed protector of Bohemia and Moravia, replacing someone that Hitler thought insufficiently harsh. The ousted Czech government in exile in London, unhappy with the way they were sold down the river by the Munich Agreement, convinced Allied forces to help them plan his execution. (The Munich Agreement was an appeasement strategy, giving portions of the Czech Sudetenland to Germany without the Czech government even being consulted about it. It was implemented by British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain and fully supported by France and Italy, as well as the new young US Ambassador to Great Britain, Joseph P. Kennedy (bootlegging father of John, Robert, and Ted), who told a friend at the time that he hated and feared war because he didn’t want his sons to go to war).

Two agents (one Slovak, one Czech, to represent the unity of the republic against the Nazi occupation) were chosen and trained by London special forces. In May of 1942 the agents, Jan KubiĆĄ and Jozef Gabčík, parachuted into Czech territory and with the help of the Czech resistance, awaited their chance. Fortunately for them, Heydrich was an arrogant and careless man who rode from his home in the countryside to his office in Prague in an open Mercedes convertible without armed escort. He was so confident in his total suppression of the Czech people that he felt no threat would ever arise. The two assassins waited on the road at a point where the car would have to slow for a hairpin turn. Gabčík jumped in front of the car and aimed at Heydrich with his sub-machine gun but it jammed. Heydrich stood up to fire at Gabčík at which point KubiĆĄ threw an anti-tank grenade at the car. The explosion injured but did not kill Heydrich. He even attempted to chase his assassins. I’m happy to say he died a very painful death several days later. Horse hair from the seat cushions lodged in his spleen, and other fragments of the car and grenade had lodged into his organs. He died of septicemia. Unfortunately the successful assassination met with brutal retaliation by the Nazis. Some estimates are that more than 15,000 Czechs were killed or imprisoned in response, including the razing of two villages rumored to have a connection to the assassins. The assassins were ratted out by a mole within the resistance and cornered in the Prague church where they were hiding with other architects of the mission. They were all killed in the gun battle or committed suicide to avoid capture. The bishop of the church was also executed.

In a story popular with the Czech people, a year before his death, Heydrich had demanded access to the Bohemian crown jewels, and placed the Bohemian royal crown upon his own head. The legend surrounding the crown is that anyone who places the crown on his or her head without having the proper right to wear it will die within a year. I guess they showed him!

Statue dedicated to Franz Kafka at the entrance to the Jewish Quarter
Statue dedicated to Franz Kafka, one of Prague's most famous authors, at the entrance to the Jewish Quarter
Jewish Quarter, Prague
Jewish Quarter, Prague

Prague also has an amazing musical history. It remains a center of culture and music to this day. We were inundated with flyers and posters advertising classical and opera performances, along with baroque organ recitals, each and every night.

The Estates Theater, where Mozart debuted Don Giovanni in 1787. Many scenes from the film Amadeus were filmed here as well.
The Estates Theater, where Mozart debuted Don Giovanni in 1787. Many scenes from the film Amadeus were filmed here as well.
Rudolfininum Concert Hall
Rudolfininum Concert Hall, home to the Czech Philharmonic Orchestra
Another of Prague's most famous sons, Antonin Dvorak
Antonin Dvorak, the first to conduct the Czech Philharmonic

After our tour we crossed the Charles Bridge to visit the castle and St. Vitus Cathedral. We got there just in time to observe a changing of the guards.

Prague Castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague Castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Walking up to Prague Castle
Walking up to Prague Castle
Beautiful detail on the buildings
Beautiful detail on the buildings
On the way up to the Prague Castle
On the way up to the Prague Castle
Front gate to Prague Castle. Silly tourists taking pictures with the guards.
Front gate to Prague Castle. Silly tourists taking pictures with the guards.
Changing of the guard, Prague Castle
Changing of the guard, Prague Castle

Unfortunately because we stopped to watch this we missed the last minutes of the castle opening time (our guidebook had given us false information). We had to be satisfied with walking around the grounds and nearby monuments. Next time.

Prague Castle
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
Castle details
Castle details
Castle detail
Castle detail
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague Castle
Prague Castle
On the way down from the castle
On the way down from the castle

We’ve had a beautiful visit to Prague and I am so excited to go back and explore a little more. But for now – our apartment awaits in Ljubljana, Slovenia!

Self portrait, Charles Bridge
Self portrait, Charles Bridge

Prague, Czech Republic, Day 1: Beautiful Architecture, Rioting Football Fans, and Making Jokes of Its Communist History

Larry and I have always talked about taking a trip around the major cities in or near Eastern Europe, in particular Prague, Budapest, and Vienna. It’s always been a dream trip of mine to visit these three historic and beautiful cities. We ended up having time on this trip for just a couple of nights in Prague, but that’s enough to whet our appetites for next time.

Prague is a very large city (population around 1.2 million) famous for its astronomical clock, St. Vitus Cathedral, its castle, the Charles Bridge, the Velvet Revolution, and King Wenceslas (yes of Good King Wenceslas fame), among other things. We’ve always heard it’s beautiful and we weren’t disappointed. As soon as we checked into the hotel we hopped the tram for old town (StarĂ© Město) and climbed the stairs of the town hall tower for beautiful views of the Old Town Square.

Old Town Square, Prague
Old Town Square, Prague
Looking down on old town from the town hall tower
Looking down on old town from the town hall tower
Old Town Square, Prague
Old Town Square, Prague
The Powder Tower, one of two remaining original fortifications
The Powder Tower, one of two remaining original 14th century fortifications for the city (named because it was used to store gunpowder in the 17th century). The Town Hall Tower is the other remaining original fortification.

We were then treated to the once hourly procession at the astronomical clock, in which Christ appears followed by his Twelve Apostles. At the same time, a skeleton representing death rings a bell and shakes his head at a statue of a Turk (representing an infidel at the time the figures were made in the 17th century). There are also statues representing other deadly sins: a man admiring himself in a mirror (vanity), a Jew (political correctness didn’t exist in the 17th century) shaking a bag of gold (greed), and a man amused only with dance and music (sloth). As events go it’s a bit anti-climactic. Larry says, “Imagine a giant cannon, and when it goes off a little tiny cork pops out.” If you happen to be in the area near the hour, then you may as well watch, but certainly don’t wait more than 5 or 10 minutes for it. Nonetheless this did not dampen the waiting crowd’s enthusiasm as they all cheered and clapped as if someone had just made an impossible rim shot in the final seconds of an NBA playoff game.

The Astronomical Clock, Prague
The Astronomical Clock, Prague
Detail of the Astronomical Clock. You can see Death and some of the deadly sin figures here.
Detail of the Astronomical Clock. You can see Death and some of the deadly sin figures here.
Detail of the Astronomical Clock
Detail of the Astronomical Clock

Shiny, Happy Workers

We spent that afternoon at the Museum of Communism, a small private museum amusingly situated next to a casino and above a McDonald’s.

The Museum of Communism, just above the McDonalds.
The Museum of Communism, just above the McDonalds.

My favorite part of the museum was the way the owners have taken historical propaganda posters and turned the text into something else, such as these:

Shiny, happy workers. These posters were taken from real propaganda images used during the time.
"It was a time of shiny, happy people. The shiniest were in the uranium mines." These posters "repurpose" real propaganda images used during the time.
This one really made me laugh!
This one really made me laugh!

It really was enlightening to spend time in replicas of classrooms, food stores, secret police interrogation rooms, etc. The thing that really struck me as ironic was the system of barter that went on among the “haves” of the society, i.e. those who ran a food store, those who were doctors, those who were party leaders. For instance, the worker in a food store would save the hard-to-get items, such as bananas, in order to exchange it for something he or she wanted with a party leader or other person who was in a powerful position. It was essentially a form of capitalism taking place within the restrictions of a communist society. It kills me. Even in these societies, the people still gravitated to a form of capitalism. Capitalism will always find a way to exist, no matter what the government or ruling party does to try to stop it! (My political rant for the day). It also makes me angry that the average worker in such a society could never see something like a banana, though the propaganda posters always advertised all of the “wonderful food available for the people!”

"The attempts at implementation of Marxist theories demanded, according to contemporary and lower estimates, around 100 million human victims."
"The attempts at implementation of Marxist theories demanded, according to contemporary and lower estimates, around 100 million human victims."
"Timely arrival to work deals the decisive strike against the American aggressors!"
"Timely arrival to work deals the decisive strike against the American aggressors!"
"The village prelitareat became privileged and the so-called kulaks, whose families acquired (through centuries of drudgery) a certain property, were scorned and persecuted."
"The village prelitareat became privileged and the so-called kulaks, whose families acquired (through centuries of drudgery) a certain property, were scorned and persecuted."
Some of the propaganda posters
Some of the propaganda posters
Imagine being sentenced to a long prison term because you had committed the offense of winning a gold medal.
Imagine being sentenced to a long prison term because you had committed the offense of winning a gold medal.

It was also amusing to see all of the propaganda directed against the “evil imperialist regime” of America. For example, a poster showing a picture of a noble farmer shaking hands with a military leader with the caption “No American agent shall get through our village! Help the National Safety Corps protect your United Agricultural Cooperative against Western imperialism”.

Defense against Western Imperialism!
Defense against Western Imperialism!
Interrogation room of the Secret Police
Interrogation room of the Secret Police
Dear Leader
Dear Leader

They depicted America as greedy capitalist war mongers (hmm, sounds like the tag line of today’s Democrat Party). When potato crops were attacked by potato bugs in 1950 the Czech Press informed the public that the bugs had been spread from airplanes by American saboteurs.

Greedy American Imperialist Warmongers! The Dems could probably use these in the next election cycle - just substitute "American" with "Republican" and they're good to go.
Greedy American Imperialist Warmongers! The Dems could probably use these in the next election cycle - just substitute "American" with "Republican" and they're good to go.

Drunk Footballers

When we were in the old town square earlier in the afternoon, we heard what sounded like a loud, boisterous (possibly drunk) crowd cheering and jeering not far away. We weren’t sure what it was but never want to investigate. As we left the Museum of Communism, we discovered that we couldn’t get back to the square because it was blocked off by police in riot gear. According to the waitress at our restaurant, Serbian football fans (that’s soccer to us Americans)  who were in town for a match got out of control and started breaking store windows. This actually happened before the match even got going. I can only imagine what old town was like when the match was over. We didn’t stick around to watch.

Serbian footballer riots. I guess we're not going back to the old town square.
Serbian footballer riots. I guess we're not going back to the old town square.

Charles Bridge: More Spiders, Argh!

We finished off the evening with a leisurely walk across the Charles Bridge (where we crossed the path of an American family who was also on our castle tour in Cesky Krumlov – small world!). We decided to climb one of the bridge towers as well to get a night time view of the city. It was covered with spiders busily spinning at the top, just like the riverside at Karlovy Vary. Maybe it’s just slow-moving river cities in general, I don’t know. Actually my personal theory is that because the agricultural practice under communism involved such heavy pesticides and poisons it threw the environment into such an imbalance that now they have an overpopulation of spiders. (The Museum of Communism pointed out the fact that much environmental damage was done and many species were rendered extinct by the heavy poison and insecticide use during communist rule). We discovered when we got back to our hotel (which was unfortunately fairly close to the river) that our outside windows had lots of busy workers as well. Larry used up all my hairspray torching them but in the end, they won, and we shut the windows.

Looking across the river at the castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Looking across the river at the castle and St. Vitus Cathedral
Prague: Looking out over the river
Prague: Looking out over the river
One of the towers on the Charles Bridge
One of the towers on the Charles Bridge
Statue, Charles Bridge, Prague
Statue, Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Charles Bridge, Prague
Band playing '20's front porch folk music on the bridge. They were excellent.
Band playing '20's front porch folk music on the bridge. They were excellent.
Pretty river view!
Pretty river view!
On the Charles Bridge
On the Charles Bridge
Looking towards the castle from the tower of spiders
Looking towards the castle from the tower of spiders
Looking across the Charles Bridge toward Old Town
Looking across the Charles Bridge toward Old Town
Self portrait!
Self portrait!
Nighttime on the Vltava River
Nighttime on the Vltava River

Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic: Bond, James Bond

The countryside of the Czech Republic is dotted with some beautiful historic towns, such as our previous destination, Cesky Krumlov, and our next destination, Karlovy Vary. However, the Czech Republic’s relatively recent communist history is very evident in some of the smaller towns dotting the country. They are still trying to pull out of their past of neglect and current problem of industrial rot. Seriously – we stopped at a grocery store in one small town that if I had to live there, I would probably curl up in a ball. Towns like that are the epitome of the communist regime thinking that the optimal plan is to build an ugly factory in the middle of nowhere, throw up a few box apartment complexes for the workers to live in, and assume that the residents would be shiny, happy, workers for the people, perfectly contented with their lot in life. How did these people endure it? The drive was otherwise gorgeous. Between the struggling towns there was some beautiful forested countryside. The Western and Southern portions of the Czech Republic are the heart of traditional Bohemia, and it’s beautiful scenery. It makes me think of fairy tales and mystical people living in caravans in the forest.

Haystacks in the Czech countryside
Haystacks in the Czech countryside
Any guesses as to what king od nectar he's selling?
Any guesses as to what kind of nectar he's selling?
I love the onion dome churches
I love the onion dome churches

Karlovy Vary is about 80 miles east of Prague. It grew and still exists as a spa town as it has 15 main hot springs at various temperatures and with various mineral contents, along with 300 smaller springs. It was first discovered and used as a healing sanctuary by King of Bohemia, Charles IV (hence the name Carlsbad, or Charles Bath) in 1370. Karlovy Vary became much more accessible with the completion of the railroad in 1870 and was quickly built up as a spa destination. The architecture of the main town reflects this timeline – it’s very Victorian. Our hotel in Karlovy Vary was a beautiful little building right in the middle of the town, along the river, and about a stone’s throw away from the hotel they used in Casino Royale.

Karlovy Vary at night
Karlovy Vary at night
Karlovy Vary at night
Karlovy Vary at night
If you're a Casino Royale fan, this needs no introduction
If you're a Casino Royale fan, this needs no introduction. All that's missing is the Aston Martin parked out front.

Up the mountain

Our first day there, we decided to take the funicular up to the Tower Diana which is on the hill above the city and offers a grand, sweeping view of the entire area.

View from Tower Diana
View from Tower Diana
Looking down on Karlovy Vary
Looking down on Karlovy Vary
Self portrait!
Self portrait!

It was a beautiful day and we shared our lunch with a cute little peacock from the nearby petting zoo. She was quite particular about what she liked (lettuce, cabbage) and didn’t like (tomatoes, potatoes). Each time she finished with the piece we had given her, she’d pop her head up at us with a quizzical little warble like, “do you have any more?”

Our lunch companion
Our lunch companion
Daytime view of the main town
Daytime view of the main town
Street view, Karlovy Vary
Street view, Karlovy Vary
Street view, Karlovy Vary
Street view, Karlovy Vary
Pretty building detail
Pretty building detail

Drinking Cure

Karlovy Vary’s spas are very serious about using the healing power of the waters to treat health ailments – everything from diabetes to digestive disorders to obesity to metabolic disorders to gout. The spring waters are both bathed in and drunk. In fact, you can walk through two major colonnades in the center of town where each of the main 15 springs dispense lukewarm to very hot water from a faucet for what is known as the drinking cure. Each spring is labeled with its name and the temperature of the water – anywhere from about 50 degrees celsius to 73 degrees celsius (122 F to 163 F). As I discovered on the city’s website, there are important RULES to partaking of the drinking cure. The most important of these are:

  • First, it is advisable to partake of the drinking cure under the supervision of a doctor. All the major spa hotels in the city have doctors on staff who prescribe treatments for whatever ails you – including prescribing the drinking cure from certain springs (as they all have different properties and mineral contents).
  • Second, one should partake of the drinking cure while walking slowly to aid in digestion. There are several “spa walks” – routes that go around town and up in the hills above it which are advised.
  • Finally, the drinking cure should only be taken from specially made porcelain mugs that essentially have a built-in straw. These mugs are conveniently sold at every souvenir store and newsstand in town.

Larry and I are game to try anything once, so on our second day we bought the special mugs and proceeded to sample from all 15 springs. It was not a pleasant experience. Imagine sipping on lukewarm to scalding hot water that tastes like it has had a handful of coins steeping in it for a few days. Yea. Not tasty. But we were determined to sample all 15 springs and I’m proud to say we finished it. Along the way we stopped to buy some “spa wafers” which are essentially very large round wafer cookies. They are supposed to aid in the digestion of the drinking cure. I say they were invented to try to overcome the nasty taste of the water.

Mill Colonnade, where some of the springs are housed
Mill Colonnade, where some of the springs are housed
Some of the springs used for the "drinking cure"
Some of the springs used for the "drinking cure"
Tasty!
Tasty!
Colonnade containing spring number 15
Colonnade containing spring number 15

Unpleasant Residents

While we were enjoying our walks through the town, we noticed that the lazy, warm, spring-fed river that runs through the center of town seems to spawn an inordinate amount of very large and healthy spiders. No kidding, they are everywhere. We stopped to have dinner along the river the first night, at the tables which sit under the umbrellas of one of the many restaurants that line the river, and after we were seated we quickly noticed that we were surrounded. They were all busily getting to their night’s work of spinning webs – in the railing next to our table and on the underside of the umbrella above us. Larry counted 37 spiders just in the umbrella above us. Some of them were very, very large. It bothered Larry a little less because his response to every bug he sees is, “He’s my friend!”. I spent the entire meal freaking out that some little guy was going to go off course and land on my head. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. It’s too bad because otherwise this is a gorgeous, clean, relaxing town. (We soon discovered that Karlovy Vary wasn’t the only Czech town with spider issues – see my entry on Prague).

One of our dinner companions
Mugshot of one of our dinner companions
This is me trying to act calm.
This is me trying to act calm. But I want to run. Fast. The railing where so many of them were spinning is on the right side of the picture, which is why I'm so far to the left.

Bond, James Bond

Karlovy Vary is home to the famous Grandhotel Pupp. The Grandhotel Pupp is arguably one of the most famous and gorgeous hotels in the entire country, and as such has hosted many members of royalty, movie stars, and movie shoots. Sadly, it was reclaimed for the state and renamed “Moskva” during the 40 years that the Czech Republic suffered under communist rule. In a testament to the “efficiency” of communism, once communism was eradicated in 1989, the first order of business was a complete renovation of the Grandhotel Pupp to undo the 40 years of neglect the poor old girl suffered under communist rule (as well as the return of her proper name and title to her rightful owners).

The Grandhotel Pupp was used in the Queen Latifah movie “Last Holiday” but its most famous co-starring role is in “Casino Royale”. Larry and I love the movie and own it at home, so we had a lot of fun visiting the different spots around the hotel where the movie was filmed. The Casino Royale itself was an old spa building that is just across a park from the Grandhotel Pupp. See how many scenes you can place in the pictures below:

The train station where Bond and Vesper were picked up (really a colonnade for the springs)
The train station in "Montenegro" where Bond and Vesper were picked up (really just a colonnade for the springs)
Entrance to the hotel
Entrance to the hotel
Hotel lobby
Hotel lobby
Restaurant where Vesper and James celebrated his poker win
Restaurant where Vesper and James celebrated his poker win
Facade used for the Casino Royale
Facade used for the Casino Royale

And finally, a few parting street shots of this beautiful town . . .

View from our hotel room window
View from our hotel room window
View from our hotel room - other direction
View from our hotel room - other direction
Building detail - Karlovy Vary
Building detail - Karlovy Vary
Karlovy Vary Opera House
Karlovy Vary Opera House

And now we’re on to Prague!

And on to Bohemia: Cesky Krumlov, Czech Republic

Having taken in the sights of the castles and a bit of the Romantic Road scenery, we were ready to get on the road, as we had quite a drive ahead to the Czech Republic.

As we were approaching the autobahn, we spooted this little old man wearing leiderhosen riding his bike. Hilarious!
As we were approaching the autobahn, we spotted this little old man wearing leiderhosen riding his bike. Hilarious!

The route took us across Germany and gave me my first chance to drive the infamous autobahn. Larry was upset he could only get me to go up to 180 km/h (around 112 mph), but I didn’t want to push Pierre any harder. He was loaded down with all of our heavy luggage and didn’t handle quite as well. And I’ll admit, I’m not nearly as bold as Larry. Larry tried to get me to pull over and let him have a shot but I wisely refused. (Those of you who have been in the car with Larry will understand. He has no fear.) For a rerun of my speeding at work, hit play below.

We finally crossed the Czech border near dark and spent the next hour and a half or so winding through the dark Bohemian countryside, finally pulling into Cesky Krumlov near 10 pm.

Bohemian countryside
Bohemian countryside

We were both stunned by the sight – it is something from another time, to be sure. (If you have seen it, the childhood scenes from the movie ‘The Illusionist’ were filmed here – it’s one of the reasons the town fell onto our travel radar). Our hotel room was something else – almost larger than our apartment in New York, with a view to the castle. Wow.

View of the castle from our hotel room
View of the castle from our hotel room
Our massive hotel room in Cesky Krumlov
Our massive hotel room in Cesky Krumlov

As it was late on a Sunday night and we hadn’t eaten, we didn’t have many choices for dinner. Luckily our hotel pointed us to Katakomby, a high-end restaurant with traditional Czech cuisine built in a former catacomb underneath a hotel in the middle of the main town square. The atmosphere was incredible: arched stone tunnels connecting several low-ceiling dining rooms, all candle lit, with an open kitchen where you could view the chef cooking in the fireplace. Seriously a lot of fun. And lucky for us, they keep late hours. We had an amazing meal and had fun walking around the empty streets of the town afterward.

Entrance to Katakomby
Entrance to Katakomby
Dinner in the catacombs!
Dinner in the catacombs!

We spent the next two days wandering the town and the castle grounds above the town, watching kayakers paddle down the lazy river, eating great Bohemian food (lots of pork, duck, cabbage and dumplings) and discovering something called a “trdelnik”, a perfect circle of sweet dough baked on a round cylinder and covered in sugar and cinnamon. Yummy.

Daytime view over the castle and town
Daytime view over the castle and town
Closeup of the castle tower
Closeup of the Cesky Krumlov castle tower
The main town square in Cesky Krumlov
The main town square in Cesky Krumlov
Another view of the town square
Another view of the town square
Walking through the town streets
Walking through the town streets
Canoers on the river
Canoers on the river
City streets, Cesky Krumlov
City streets, Cesky Krumlov

The first day we climbed the tower of the castle and partook of a beautiful view of the city.

They still keep bears in the bear moat at the castle! The interior of the castle is also mysteriously full of bear rugs.
They still keep bears in the bear moat at the castle! She's eating her lunch here. The interior of the castle is also mysteriously full of bear rugs.
Looking down on Cesky Krumlov from the castle tower
Looking down on Cesky Krumlov from the castle tower
Looking over to the rest of the castle complex from the tower
Looking over to the rest of the castle complex from the tower
Another view of the town
Another view of the town
Inner courtyard of the castle
Inner courtyard of the castle
Self portrait!
Self portrait!
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
Castle gardens, Cesky Krumlov
This cute little caterpillar thought Larry's foot was a tree.
This cute little caterpillar thought Larry's foot was a tree.
Trdelniks
Trdelniks
Bohemian lunch!
Bohemian lunch!

The next day, we had an amusing tour of the castle when a group of Spanish tourists became anarchists because their tour was being conducted in English and not Spanish (though they had Spanish cards that translated everything the guide was saying, it apparently wasn’t good enough). They stopped mid-tour, screaming and yelling at the poor, terrified 90-pound young lady who was our guide, and refused to advance through the castle, which then forced the rest of us to wait for them. (Larry followed her down the stairs to deal with the group and used his stature to intimidate and shame them, which was awesome. He also got some funny shots of the melee.) Castle guides had to track down their tour guide (who oh-so-courageously had sneaked away herself in order to avoid their fury) to come and corral them away. Talk about being poor sports.

View from the main castle hall over the town
View from the main castle hall over the town
The Spanish poor sports. Our poor little tour guide is the red headed girl on the top right.
The Spanish poor sports. Our poor little tour guide is the red headed girl on the top right.
Main ballroom in the castle (we weren't supposed to take pics, Larry snuck this one). The wall frescoes were amazing!
Main ballroom in the castle (we weren't supposed to take pics, Larry snuck this one). The wall frescoes were amazing!

Before we knew it, our time was up. On to the next spot: Karlovy Vary (English name: Carlsbad), famous for its mineral springs that are supposed to have magical healing powers, along with being the site of the Casino Royale!

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