Suzette and The Devil

After Larry got over the initial shock of Suzette falling on her head much like Humpty Dumpty, he spoke to the mechanic who had been working on her when she tumbled. The mechanic told Larry that he has been a motorcycle mechanic for 24 years and had never lost a bike off a lift (just our luck). He said that he was working on her, and for some reason she shifted forward a couple of inches; just enough to lose her balance and start to fall (he himself was slightly injured trying to stop her from falling).

I marveled at the strange occurrence – what would cause Suzette to suddenly shift? Between this and the theft for Suzie, Suzette’s older sister, I suggested to Larry that “maybe someone doesn’t want you to have a motorcycle”, as I tease him from time to time about my concerns and the dangers of motorcycles. He quickly replied, “It must be the DEVIL then, because the DEVIL knows that if I don’t have a motorcycle then I’m not going to be happy. And who else wants me to be unhappy as much as the devil?” Tough to respond to that one.

Suzette Goes Shoes Up

I came out to jump on my favorite ride to work (one vehicle away from the evil NYC Parking Tow-Lady) and upon pulling away felt the familiar drag of a low tire. I made it to the nearest gas station and filled it up enough to make it to the motorcycle shop.

They took their sweet time determining that the tire had to be replaced and that they didn’t have one in stock. It was the perfectly wrong day to have vehicle hassles. Little did I know that soon the tire would be the least of my worries.

While standing at the service counter, calling the other motorcycle shops around town for a tire, the mechanic was putting the wheel back on Suzette. He had her up on a lift, about 4 feet off of the ground. I was calling another shop when I heard the mechanic shout “Ohhhhhh!!!”. I turned my head just in time to see him reaching for Suzette as she toppled over the side of the lift and fell to the concrete floor. I was in shock. It was like you always hear and hate to experience. The surreal, almost dreamlike state of disbelief.

There she lay, on her handlebars and seat. The aftermarket windscreen surrounded the wreckage in small shattered pieces; the wheel rolling eagerly away from the awful sound and mess.

The mechanic was very apologetic, but the rest of them were more or less business as usual, I’m sure to mitigate the anticipated anger they figured I would display, though I didn’t. I was too deep in shock to do much more than peer over the counter with my hand over my mouth and my eyes fixed on the pile as 6 guys negotiated in heated Spanish as they tried to right her without causing more damage.

The service manager promised to replace every part that needed replacing. I considered calling my insurance to call their insurance, but I didn’t know how that would affect the situation. I chose to trust the guy, but verify with a good walk around and itemization of the damage with one of the managers.

I’ll be without Suzette’s services until she is rebuilt. Hopefully that will be a short time. I still can’t believe it happened.

Another $65 to Finance NYs Far From Finest

We just got back from a walk to find that Suzette got a ticket sometime today. It’s a “plate missing” ticket that’s going to set me back $65. I will register her in the morning, and I figured it would be safe for 32 hours, but I always seem to underestimate the diligence of NY Police when it comes to revenue.

Lisa just said “They’re essentially no shows when something get stolen, like Suzie, but they’re all over the place when there’s revenue to be collected.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. New York is a study in doing the least for those who provide the most and vice-versa. Most police work in NY seems to be quite unconcerned about real crime solving, instead the carefully detailed and extensive list of infringements for which you can be fleeced of what you earn is where the effort and budget seem to go.

Perhaps it’s no surprise then that the traffic deparment of the NYPD is actually housed under the umbrella of the NY Department of Finance. You can say that again, and again, and again.

Suzette Adopted and Transported to NYC!

After 4 months of mourning the theft of Suzie, our Suzuki Burgman 650, Lisa and I took a drive up to Baltic, CT yesterday to pick up our new freedom; another 650 with the same mileage, color, and year as Suzie. We’ve decided to name her Suzette, not to replace her, but in honor of the fun and convenience Suzie brought us. I’m incredibly excited about having easy and handy transportation again. We’d been spoiled with Suzie and then when she was stolen it was a suprisingly hard adjustment to get back in to the routes, schedules, and frequent expenses subways, buses, and cabs. Now I have to take extra measures to make her difficult to steal.

Suzie’s Gone!

Sometime around 5pm (just half an hour before I came home), Suzie (my Suzuki Burgman 650) was lifted into the back of an SUV, RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR BUILDING! Literally on the corner of the intersection in front of our building. I can’t believe it.

There were witnesses. There were several of the oblivious crossing the street that saw the whole thing and did nothing. No one asked them a question, no one called the police, no one did a thing. One of them lived in our building and came in to tell our doorman of the incident as casually as if discussing the weather.

I was walking from the subway toward the entrance to our building and looking toward the corner where I had parked Suzie early that morning, when I got that sudden cold sweat and disorientation of misplacing an important personal object – that “wait… didn’t I leave it here… and if not where is it?” feeling. I knew the spot was legal parking from reading the sign a hundred times before and parking there even more. But it was certainly gone. I thought it might have been moved as they sometimes move vehicles to another area of the neighborhood when shooting a movie, but no signs for filming had been posted so I knew it couldn’t be that.

After all of that I considered the possibility of theft, but dismissed it due to the fact that it was broad daylight and there were people all over the place (forgot for the moment that they were New York people, who are defined by their nature of being self-obsessed and unconcerned with the fortunes or misfortunes of others). But aside from the issues of the people, I still couldn’t imagine a couple of thieves having the guts to lift a bike with so much exposure, and right at a busy intersection.

The very timid asian woman who casually reported the incident to our doorman in passing has practically no detail to assist in the search. All she remembered from watching the incident in person from 20 feet away was “two Hispanic men lifted it into a gray, or maybe blue, stations wagon. Or maybe a small SUV.” No better description of the guys, no better description of the vehicle, no license plate number or anything else that could possible help.

The police came and took my report with little interest and, as expected, nothing came of it. They were sensitive enough to share the reality that Suzie was already probably in pieces being readied for shipment to other shores. I was grateful for their concern and determination to rid the city of crime by being genuinely impressed as how the criminals are easily able to evade their efforts. Go NYPD!

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